Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Dirty Thirty Tridea -- The Real Story



If you weren’t sure from this blog, Ma and I weren’t doing the tri to be competitive. If you watched us in the tri, you would have seen that, too. My husband laughed at our lollygagging through transition (though it’s pretty darn hard to get socks on wet feet, even if Ma brought powder). We rode side by side talking on the bike trail (shh, don’t tell), and we jog/walked while talking on the run portion.

We did the tri so that twenty years when we look back on our thirtieth birthdays, we can say, “When we were thirty we competed in a triathlon!”

I’m here to tell you that we successfully did that. And here’s how.

There were some of you out there who probably knew how I’d go about training (Matt and my college roommate, Tara, I’m talking about you). I did really try to train. Well, okay, I thought about training. And I did train in the sense that I exercised frequently. Heck, in summers, Matt and I usually do two-a-day workouts. Matt even makes me workout on vacations (grrr). However, I didn’t really train for the tri the way you should. Want to know my triathlon training?

Five 20-30 minute lap swimming sessions in the month of July
Two bike sessions in the month of June (on vacation)
Three bike sessions in the month of July (maxing at 12 miles – this part never worried me)

As for the run, you know about my ab injury. However, this was the part I trained for most in that Matt and I often go to the track or take to the road for run/walk sessions.

How’d that training work out?

SWIM
This part scared me the most. Though I had lessons when I was 5-ish years old, I quit before they got to the advanced sessions, and I was only ever a recreational swimmer. With the help of a friend from work (Jenni), I got some pointers that did help me out. Unfortunately, I spent time worrying about breathing while swimming with my head in the water. Didn’t happen.

Even though the Schuylkill wasn’t as bad as I had thought, the swim was exactly what I thought. Exhausting. I abandoned the thought of a strong freestyle stroke when I realized that with my head in the water I couldn’t see a thing. It was not comfortable at all. I kept my head up the rest of the time. Freestyle was very difficult. My backstroke worked well, though it often threw me off course. I side stroked and floated on my back while kicking and fluttering my arms. I felt like I could have done that forever, but it just wasn’t practical.

Ma and I stopped three times, and I hung on to a noodle twice. It seemed like this leg would never end. The course was shortened from 800 meters (1/2 mile or about 35 laps in an Olympic pool) to 600 meters (over 1/3 of a mile, or 27 Olympic laps). I’m glad it was, but it didn’t seem that much shorter. The best part was that Ma told me the one lifeguard paddled behind us for the whole last stretch because he thought we might not make it. Ouch.

Surprisingly, though, we made it in the time I thought it would take us, 30 minutes. We did get attacked by seaweed, and I did swallow a bunch of Schuylkill. I did also get yelled at by one lady two waves behind us, but really, if she’s that great SHE should get out of MY way.

I think I held Ma up at some points here, but I’m glad we were in this portion together. It was good to know that I could call out for her and know there was someone in the water who’d know if I went missing.

BIKE
This was my best and easiest part. I knew it would be, though. You don’t get thunder thighs without being able to use them on a bike. We made better time in our second loop, which was impressive because Matt said most of the people he saw lost time. Neither of us pushed too hard here (cept on the hills), and it was a good recovery time for our swim-exhuasted bodies.

The rules stated explicitly that you couldn’t buddy ride, but by the time we were on the course, no one seemed to care. We enjoyed the time riding, and I think reveled in knowing that the hard part (the swim) was over. When we compete again, the bike ride is where we’ll be able to shave off a good chunk of time. The only problem? It’s killer on your back.

I’m glad I didn’t let my week-before freak-out make me buy an expensive road bike ($1150 was the “cheap” one the bike dealer wanted me to get as a beginner triathlete). I used a hybrid that even let me pass a few people on road bikes. It was comfortable and I didn’t mind riding 16 miles on it. It let me go as fast as I’d want it to.

RUN
Our best time on the run was when we raced back to our transition areas to get our bib numbers. Whoops. Forgot about that part. After that, we started out with a slow jog, and set goal points for when we could stop to recover. My ab made it for a little bit, but then got pretty bad. It feels like someone’s jabbed a knife in me, twisted it and left it there. We managed, however, to keep up with our jog intervals (making sure to jog in key places, like where the camera guy was and when the water people were around).

The best part? On our way toward the end, one of the pros walked by us (going home, I s’pose) and it started to drizzle. She said, “It’s to wash off the Schuylkill.” I responded by saying, “We’ll need more than this.” To which she laughed and said, “I think you’ll get it.” Five seconds later it started POURING. I think we got wetter in the rain that we did in the river.


We made it to the finish line to find Matt and our supporters drenched and cheering. I have to say having Matt around was one of the best parts. I never really thought he’d know when I’d be passing the spectator areas, but I saw him every time, and he got good pics.

I had said I guessed we could finish in three hours. We beat that time by about 23 minutes. So, even though time wasn’t a goal (and we were at the end of the pack), it was a pleasant surprise.

We had a lot of fun in the tri, too. Like when we saw the one girl we dubbed “The girl we know we’ll beat” flying past us in the river (don’t worry, we beat her in the end!). There was the time when some doofus yelled at me “Nice smile, number 881” when I biked by scowling at the cowbells. We also got enjoyment out of making fun of the 12-year-old lifeguard who couldn’t understand what we were saying. In general, it didn’t really seem like exercise to us. Thank heavens!

While we were biking, we kept realizing how much we were accomplishing. To some people, like the 51 year old who did it in half the time we did, it might not be such a big deal, but it really is! How many people can say they’ve done this? As my friend Tanya said, “And to think 5 years ago we based our decision on which National Night Out to attend based on who was giving away the best food and ice cream.”

Here’s the thing, though. Both of us (am I speaking out of turn, Ma?), intended this to be a one-time thing. But we’re going back. And next time we’re going to be competitive. Don’t worry, we’re not going to try to qualify for Elite, or place anywhere near the top ten in our age group, but we are planning to go and beat our time, then go to another one and beat that time, too. We’re even going to get our husbands to do them with us.

I guess that means I should actually start training.

Show Up or Show Off





Today, I went shopping. Part of my list of things needed was sports bras. I wear about 6 or 7 a week, so I need a good supply of these. The last ones I bought (about a year ago) were duds. Unfortunately, they're too tight/small, and when I wear them I usually need the hubbs to help me take them off.




So, finally, today I decided to head out in search of a few new SBs.

I went to a store that has quite a large selection, so I thought my odds of finding a perfect match would be great. What I found was 1,500 different types of padded, underwired, pointy sports bras. That's right padded, underwired, pointy sports bras. WTF?!

I have nothing against a good padded regular bra. In fact, I've been known to buy a few. But I do have something against a padded sports bra.

I don't work out to show off my tatas. I don't buy bras that will make my chest so pointy that I don't have to do a full push up. My bras should flatten, compress and pack in my boobs. I don't want those suckers in the way of my workout.

That's why I buy sports bras.

For all you skank-i-fied, makeup-wearing, uplifted-sports-bra-wearing pseudo-athletes -- go buy yourself a membership to LA Fitness. Grab that treadmill by the windows. Have fun being a fake exerciser.

I'm going to take my flattened chest and work out. I'm going to push until I'm sweaty, hair frizzing up, face getting blotchy. If a guy wants to check out something on my body, he'll be checking out my legs doing more lunges than he is.

Padded sports bras? Bullshit.

In the Swim of Things


I finally buckled down and bought a swim cap and goggles.

This swimming thing is the one thing I've really been procrastinating on in regards to tri training (well, okay, I've been procrastinating on the other two legs, too -- but I'm still exercising hard, and I feel that any exercise is training...). I've only been in a pool once since I started thinking about the tri.

One of the things that's kept me from the pool is my lack of cap and goggles. I've researched this a bit, and everyone's advice is to try before you buy. Well, Lebanon isn't Swim Mecca. The two sports stores we have aren't really designed with the swimmer in mind. The little rack the hubbs and I found today did not encourage "trying-on." There was no one at the store who could help point me in the right direction (and I'm clueless). So, I picked some cheap Nike training goggles and a cheaper Speedo swim cap. I figure no matter what I'd have to buy another set anyway, so might as well not put out too much money on the first set...

Oh, and I also bought earplugs. I've had a huge fear of getting swimmer's ear ever since I got it when I was like 10 or 12. It was the worst pain of my life. With earplugs comes a little less anxiety, and that means I should be able to excel at swimming, right?

The Daily Groined



Today I pulled my right groin. This might not have been so bad if I hadn't pulled the left side on Monday. Next week I'm hoping to pull each of my buttocks muscles.

Yelp!


If you're like me, you love to eat out, but need to count calories to stay un-morbidly-obese. My hubbs and I are constantly looking for places to dine out that offer low-cal options.

So, if you're from the Central PA area, feel free to follow me on Yelp! I'm going to make sure to mention in my reviews if a restaurant has healthy options.

http://natt444.yelp.com


If you're not from the area, get on Estella to set up her Yelp!

:-) Natalie

It's YOUR turn...



This is an all-call for comments.

Estella Getty and I often talk about our negative body/mind/stuff issues. We don't really talk that often about our GOOD body/mind/stuff things, do we?

But we should.

You know, I have thunder thighs. Seriously. My body is disproportionate. While I can get by (sometimes) buying a small shirt, I will never, ever be able to wear a small bottom. It's cuz of my massive thighs. BUT... my thighs are strong. I can kick like nobody's business. I think that's pretty darn cool.

So what about you? What are things you rag on yourself for that are really blessings? Tell us. We want to share in the beauty that is your body (or your brain!). I know that sounds creepy, but I didn't mean it to be...

Impotent Impetus


I've had a new wallet for about 1.5 months. But I should start earlier.

Back in December, we (the hubbs and I) realized that Matt should have a new wallet. So, when we were out Christmas shopping, we picked him up one. This of course made me realize I needed a new wallet. I'd had the same one for longer than Matt and I have been together (going on our 6th year). A new wallet became my mission. Everywhere I went, I looked for this wallet. I NEEDED A DARN NEW WALLET. My old one just wouldn't do anymore, you see.

Finally, at the very beginning of January, I found a great one. It was perfect. It was flashy, it matched my current purse, and it was on sale. I took it home, put it by my purse... and left it sit there for a couple weeks.

Then I moved it upstairs. I thought maybe I'd get the motivation to switch my cards to it if this change was something I could do in bed.

The wallet's still up there. It a great, beautiful wallet. It's in much better shape than my old one. I just haven't gotten around to taking five minutes to switch my change and cards over to it.

How many things in life are like that? We go through all these motions (and are usually RUSHING to get them done) to set up a change in our lives. Then, once we've gotten everything in place, something stops us. There's no good reason, we just stop. Our impetus is impotent.

Will I change my wallet over tonight? Nope. Will I get to it this week? I sure hope so. But I won't hold my breath.

What are your impotent impetuses? What thing(s) have you worked so hard to get started and then never actually started?

:-) Natalie

Things I Hate


Estella Getty's last (2) post(s) inspired me to add my two cents.

Now, please note, this is a little different. I don't go to a "gym." You know what I mean, those big exercise puppy mills. I workout at the dojo and at my school's fitness room (which is usually pretty dead). This will soon change, as I have to get a membership at the local college so I have a pool to use. Until that time, all the things I hate are inspired by where I workout right now.

Things I Hate
  1. Women who wear makeup to workout. I understand if you're coming right from work. I don't understand if you've clearly applied makeup just to go to the gym. Real women don't wear makeup to workout.
  2. Women who don't tie their hair back to workout. Of course this doesn't apply to short-haired women. If you have your hair down and it's not sweaty, you're not really working out. If you have your hair down and it's sweaty, why the heck isn't it pulled back?! Real women don't leave their hair down to exercise.
  3. People who change the radio/tv station without asking. Just because I'm working out much more intensely than you doesn't mean I'm not keeping my sanity by listening to the song/the channel that's on. If you mess with that stuff, you mess with my rhythm. Real exercises are polite to others.
  4. People who tell you how to do something but clearly aren't doing it right themselves. Don't tell me how to hook or jab or squat when you obviously can't tell your left from your right. If we're in a class, I expect expertise from the instructor, not overconfident Joe Schmoe. Real athletes aren't arrogant.
Okay, I'm going to end it at four. It's Valentine's weekend, I should be spreading love, not grumpiness!

:-)
Natalie

Things I Love (That Make Working Out/Being Healthy Easier)


Here's a quicky list of some things I love. Things that make eating right (which I hate doing) and working out (which I hate doing) almost tolerable!


Things That Help Me Stick to My Eating Lifestyle (it's an eating lifestyle, not a diet)
  • Jell-o Sugar Free Pudding Cups. The Activia type are the best. These are only 60 calories, but still give you that dessert fix.
  • Yoplait Light. You've GOT to try the pomegranate/blackberry flavor. It's 100 calories of heaven in a cup.
  • All-Bran Original. I take a whole cup (160 calories), add a cup of almond milk (40-60 calories, depending on which kind you get) and top with sliced strawberries (I just keep a bag of the frozen, sliced variety thawing in the fridge). It's a quick, filling breakfast for my work week. It's great for my digestive system, too.
  • Arnold Sandwich Thins. My friend Mary Kate first turned me on to these. They're even better than a roll, seriously, and only 100 calories! Matt (my husband) discovered that these make great grilled cheese sandwiches, too.
  • Snickers Marathon Nutrition Bars. In general I stay away from anything that promises energy or power or performance. These nutrition bars, though, are what I eat before my heavy workout nights (2 hours of intense exercise). I can't stomach exercising on food, and I get super hungry if I don't eat. These bars solved that problem. They keep me satisfied and don't make me vomit. Oh, and they're only 150 calories.
  • Fiber One Bars. These things are the shiznet! LOVE THEM! Matt and I probably go through 1-2 boxes of the oats and peanut butter variety a week. They're a great snack to keep you full. They clock in at 150 calories.
  • Birds Eye Steamfresh Vegetables. Matt and I've tried a lot of the steamed vegetable varieties, and this is the brand we like best. We split a bag every night with our dinner. It's great for when you're cooking for two. Though it has four servings in it, when we split it, we can go as low as 60 calories each for the broccoli (and I like their broccoli because it's not full of the stems!). Our favorite is mixed vegetables , though, and that is 120 calories for half. Just be sure to avoid the kind that has sauce added to it.
  • Musselman's Lite Applesauce. 50 calories for a cup of yummy applesauce. Plus, it's sweetened with Splenda.
  • Gum. I've heard sugar-free gum makes you gassy. At least it cures the munchies.
  • Calorie King. This is by far the best calorie-counting site out there. I don't have to use it that much anymore because I've memorized most of the numbers I need. However, when it doubt, Calorie King it!
Things That Make Exercising Tolerable
  • Lebanon Isshinryu Karate. It's easier for me to workout -- and workout hard -- when I do it here. Plus, it's introduced me to some great butt-kicking ladies (and guys, too).
  • My Husband. But you can't have him, so moving along...
  • My Philips iPod Case and Armband. When mixed with downloads from iTunes U (where I get all my writing-related research), I feel like I'm killing two birds with one stone.

Become a Discipline Disciple!


Before I start this post, let me just say a few things.


  1. Happy New Year! May 2010 have you being a butt-kicker again!

  2. Estella Getty is the only member of this blog not yet 30.

Just yesterday or the day before, I told Estella that I had had two blog ideas floating around for a while. This post is neither of those.


As I read Facebook status messages over the last week (yes, I am an addict), I read a LOT of posts about New Year's resolutions. I could not help mentally betting on whose resolutions wouldn't last the month, let alone the week (or even day!).


Since I began losing my weight and kept it off for the past 3.5 years, many people have said the following things to me:



  1. You're so disciplined!

  2. I'm so impressed by how disciplined you are!

  3. It must be so hard to be so disciplined!

  4. I could never be so disciplined!

I always found this funny (not in the ha ha way) because being disciplined is not hard at all. It's not hard because I (or you) am the only one who's responsible for it. No one else can affect it. The only factor in being disciplined is my (or your) mind.


Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying being disciplined is fun, but there's a huge difference between something that's easy and something that's fun. Having discipline is easy.


All I had to do was make up my mind to do something, and I did it.


Way back when, I decided that I was going to exercise three times a week. Sure, sometimes I wanted to nap instead of exercise, but I told myself I was supposed to do it, and I did it.


Then I decided that I was going to eat 1600 calories every weekday. Sure, sometimes I wanted to bury my head in a pie, but I told myself I was going to do it, and I did it.


Next I said that I was going to eat 1600 calories every day for 40 days. There was probably one or two days where I envied a cow their cud, but I had promised myself that I would do it, and I did it.


I said I'd exercise five times a week, I said I'd do this, I said I'd do that... All of it I accomplished because I said I would. Sure, sometimes I fail (like I told myself I'd only splurge 4 days over my long Christmas break -- oops!). But the reason I failed is because I never really wanted to succeed in the first place.


That's what it takes to have discipline. You have to want to have it. You have to commit to have it. And that's not hard at all. We all commit to things all the time (work, watching Top Chef every week, meeting the girls on Friday nights). We just punk out when those things aren't so fun, and then we blame it on our inability to have discipline.


If you've made a resolution you want to keep, acknowlege to yourself that you have the ability to accomplish it if you want to. Then ask yourself, do you really want to? Be honest and move on, either with or without that resolution.


I can tell you from experience that even though discipline isn't fun, the end result is. I still remember the time I went to a wedding and someone complimented me on my dress and said, "If I had a body like you..."


Now that was fun!


:-)Natalie

This is a picture from that wedding (and a pic of the hubbs, too!).

Our First Training Pic




Hi, all,




Just a quick stop-in to let you know that Stella and I met up this weekend to squeeze our first group training session in. We decided to play a little V-ball.




Happy holidays!


Virus



Earlier I was thinking about how it had been a couple days since I posted anything on this blog. For the life of me, though, I couldn't think of one thing to talk about.


I decided I would look up some funny jokes about triathlons and post those, in order to get my quota in but not actually have to think about anything.


Using a search engine, I found a joke site that promised to give me super-funny things to post. I clicked on the link and... wait for it...


I got a virus.


Fortunately my hubby has our computer situation taken care of pretty well, and my virus checker caught it and eliminated it (knock on wood). Yet, I couldn't help wondering, is this a sign?


As some of you know, I have a persistent ab injury that scares me. One of the only things it prevents me from doing is running. Maybe you don't know this, but triathlons include running. Three miles of running. I can usually get a good 1/4 mile in before my ab starts being a (literal) pain in my side.


Is my ab the virus that will ruin this triathlon?

Scaredy Cat



A triathlon is frightening. It really is. I can't deny that just thinking about it makes me a little queasy in my tummy. I have the feeling that Estella Getty feels the same way (earlier she texted me something about needing to puke...).

The odd thing is that I'm not scared of the physical features of the triathlon. I probably should be, but I'm not.

The following list (sorry, I'm not verbose enough for paragraphs tonight) is a brief list of some of the things that scare me about this triathlon:

  1. Accidentally swallowing some of the Schuylkill River. Ewwwwwww.
  2. Getting lost. At any time, during any leg. I have the worst sense of direction of any person you know.
  3. Wearing a swimsuit in front of a thousand other women who are built like Dara Torres (see photo).
  4. Putting on a swim cap in a timely fashion.
  5. Getting severe butt burn from those stupid bike seats.
  6. Not being able to gracefully grab a Gatorade on the trail...
  7. Running into someone while on my bike.
  8. Getting a severe wedgie.
These are just a few things I can think of in between creating projects for my kids' upcoming independent novel project. I'm sure many, many more fears are to come...
-Natt

I'm a man of wealth and taste.


Well, okay. I'm not a man, nor do I have wealth. I just thought I'd follow Estella Getty's lead and quote some Rolling Stones (for those who don't know, "Estella Getty" is my affectionate nickname for Stella) .

As my partner in crime so dearly pointed out, I will be thirty in a month. Less than a month, really. I remember telling myself when I was turning 26 not to worry about my age yet, that I could start to worry about getting older when I hit 30, since that's when I'd really be old. And here I am, with that number nipping at my heels.

I thought I would be more nervous about 30. I thought I'd have an anxiety attack, actually. Yet, I think I'll be okay. Recently, when I was reflecting on some silly thing my husband and I had done, I realized that mentally and emotionally I am nowhere near 30 years old. You know how some people seemed like they were 30 when they were 16? I think I'm the opposite.

I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that I'm in a better place that I was when I was younger. Like Estella Getty, I'm a weight loser. I'm in my third year of being at my goal weight. They say that most people gain it all back within five years. That's right. I have two more to go to prove that I'm not just a statistic.

I don't like to exercise. I really don't. In fact, most of the time I hate it. But you know what? I never thought I'd be this person. I never thought I'd be looking at 30 and not be overweight. Do you know how great that feeling is? I've discovered that I can push my body, that I can make it work for me, not against me.

That's why when Estella Getty suggested the tri, I instantly wanted to do it. It almost felt like I needed to do it.

There's one problem. I have a chronic ab injury that won't let me run long distances (being anything over a quarter mile). But Estella Getty has bad knees. I'm going to use her bad knees to motivate and heal my bad ab.

Like Estella Getty, I want this to be part of me. I want to be able to say, "When I was thirty years old, I competed in a triathlon. And I kicked ass." How many 25-year-olds can say that?

Oh, one more thing, and this one's for Estella Getty -- I drove a month earlier than you did, I voted before you did, and I got to drink (legally) before you did.

Hope you all enjoy this journey,
Natalie